whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight

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Nothing more attractive than a beautiful person whose beauty isn’t what attracts you…

— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

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  • me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
  • friend: nah, i'm fine
  • *arrives*
  • me: *eating cookies*
  • friend: give me one
  • me: are you fuckin kidding with me
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icanrelateto:

Read and Relate

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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I will not be your “sometimes”.

— Six Word Story #2 (via sadgirl1017)

(Source: whispersofstardust)

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keepasecretslut:

Oh samez
ruinedchildhood:


STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS
pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets
theclearlydope:

That’s a super cool bed to masturbate alone in. 
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killerbosset:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Yes!!

Right!
If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.

— Richard Francis Burton  (via fridaykids)

(Source: bailearly)

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